Teacher Student Jokes Latest 2013

Teacher Student Jokes:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”


Hate for a Reason:

When someone hates you
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Slap him/her on face..
and he/she will hate you for a
reason...  

Intelligent Girl with Shop Keeper:

One girl went to a electronic shop with anger and

threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from

whom she bought it.

She told the salesman that you have... cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop.. Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me. This is what She did,

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option. . . Salesman DIED....!!!